What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What has been your best sexual experience?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

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