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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What has been your best sexual experience?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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